Ladcebjab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured whale.

Ladcebjab created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Ladcebjab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ladcebjab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ladcebjab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ladcebjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must pray to Ladcebjab six times a day.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.