Cingadyat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, competent cat.

Cingadyat created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cingadyat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cingadyat, she will turn you into a slug.

Cingadyat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cingadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.
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