Zedsabmis is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust wyvern.

Zedsabmis created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedsabmis, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zedsabmis, he will make you grow a tail.

Zedsabmis' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Zedsabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.