Zedsabmis is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust
wyvern.
Zedsabmis created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zedsabmis, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Zedsabmis, he will make you grow a tail.
Zedsabmis' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Zedsabmis' Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.