Metyarltarg is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, conceited
scorpion.
Metyarltarg created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Metyarltarg, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Metyarltarg, she will be very unhappy.
Metyarltarg's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Metyarltarg's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not dye your hair green.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Always help sick snakes.
5. Do not cook food in pots.