Metyarltarg is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, conceited scorpion.

Metyarltarg created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Metyarltarg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Metyarltarg, she will be very unhappy.

Metyarltarg's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Metyarltarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.