Timyamgommon is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, proud
gnu.
Timyamgommon created Asia four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Timyamgommon, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Timyamgommon, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Timyamgommon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Timyamgommon's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear mauve clothing.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. You must never eat parsnips.
4. Do not hurt foxes.
5. Do not shave your face.