Timyamgommon is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, proud gnu.

Timyamgommon created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Timyamgommon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Timyamgommon, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Timyamgommon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Timyamgommon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Do not shave your face.