Rakdam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, passionate gnu.

Rakdam created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakdam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rakdam, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rakdam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rakdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never wear blue dresses.

3. Worship no other gods but Rakdam.

4. Rakdam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Put Rakdam first in all things.
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