Wighatlun is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, confident lion.

Wighatlun created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wighatlun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wighatlun, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wighatlun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wighatlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide if three nematodes approach from the south.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. You must love Wighatlun.

5. Never jump in holy places.