Tettinillmip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-knowing slug.

Tettinillmip created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettinillmip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tettinillmip, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tettinillmip's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tettinillmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tettinillmip's priests.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.