Weebephigbad is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable
hedgehog.
Weebephigbad created dark matter four years ago.
If you believe in
Weebephigbad, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Weebephigbad, she will refuse to believe in you.
Weebephigbad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Weebephigbad's Holy Commandments1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Weebephigbad.
4. Hide if nine ants approach from the east.
5. Never wear orange boots.