Weebephigbad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable hedgehog.

Weebephigbad created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Weebephigbad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weebephigbad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Weebephigbad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Weebephigbad's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Weebephigbad.

4. Hide if nine ants approach from the east.

5. Never wear orange boots.