Dinzoglan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful warg.

Dinzoglan created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinzoglan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dinzoglan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dinzoglan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dinzoglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Never wear red trousers.

4. Always help swans.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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