Mid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced bird.

Mid created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mid, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mid's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Mid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Retreat if eight capybaras approach from the west.

4. Mid loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.