Quagsawfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, intelligent weasel.

Quagsawfoss created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Quagsawfoss, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quagsawfoss, he will turn you into a duck.

Quagsawfoss' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quagsawfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never bounce in the presence of ants.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Run away from violet horses, for they are unholy.