Gebdubbog Dodnadyar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking raven.

Gebdubbog Dodnadyar created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gebdubbog Dodnadyar, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gebdubbog Dodnadyar, he will turn you into a rock.

Gebdubbog Dodnadyar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gebdubbog Dodnadyar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gebdubbog Dodnadyar.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always wear orange.