Banbumlip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident clam.

Banbumlip created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Banbumlip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Banbumlip, she will not invite you to parties.

Banbumlip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Banbumlip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight foxes approach from the north.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always stare at clouds.