Fenmotduddib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate hedgehog.

Fenmotduddib created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Fenmotduddib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fenmotduddib, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fenmotduddib's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fenmotduddib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.