Lanyatsit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive octopus.

Lanyatsit created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanyatsit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lanyatsit, she will destroy your home solar system.

Lanyatsit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lanyatsit's Holy Commandments

1. Lanyatsit loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help otters.

4. Run away if six great tits approach from the east.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Lanyatsit.