Dobcissxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless mole.

Dobcissxuc created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobcissxuc, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dobcissxuc, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dobcissxuc's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dobcissxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must pray to Dobcissxuc four times a day.

5. Put Dobcissxuc first in all things.