Tagnut Pittifbast is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, charitable centipede.

Tagnut Pittifbast created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagnut Pittifbast, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tagnut Pittifbast, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tagnut Pittifbast's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tagnut Pittifbast's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tagnut Pittifbast.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Never laugh in holy places.