Sug is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, overgenerous beaver.

Sug created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sug, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sug, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sug's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Sug on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.