Veendussved is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered
penguin.
Veendussved created Mount Everest three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Veendussved, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Veendussved, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Veendussved's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Veendussved's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Run away if six dolphins approach from the east.
5. Always help goats in need.