Flowsingud is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying mouse.

Flowsingud created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowsingud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flowsingud, she will make you grow a tail.

Flowsingud's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flowsingud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never wear ear rings.