Hot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, generous armadillo.

Hot created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hot, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hot's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.