Bopbutran is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sage hummingbird.

Bopbutran created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbutran, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bopbutran, it will not care at all.

Bopbutran's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bopbutran's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Bopbutran must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must love Bopbutran.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must pray to Bopbutran eight times a day.