Larpmidwigrotpod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid swan.

Larpmidwigrotpod created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Larpmidwigrotpod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larpmidwigrotpod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Larpmidwigrotpod's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Larpmidwigrotpod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six ducks approach from the west.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must love Larpmidwigrotpod.

5. Do not listen to music.