Weerownull is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome
hippopotamus.
Weerownull created a photon four million years ago.
If you believe in
Weerownull, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Weerownull, he will turn you into a dog.
Weerownull's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Weerownull's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never write about planets.