Weerownull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome hippopotamus.

Weerownull created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Weerownull, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Weerownull, he will turn you into a dog.

Weerownull's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Weerownull's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about planets.