Zighasfas Yogmitarf Hanwadbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, passionate shark.

Zighasfas Yogmitarf Hanwadbog created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Zighasfas Yogmitarf Hanwadbog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zighasfas Yogmitarf Hanwadbog, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zighasfas Yogmitarf Hanwadbog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Zighasfas Yogmitarf Hanwadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Zighasfas Yogmitarf Hanwadbog loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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