Binbisszag Queegxemrutfabflattinfut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic dolphin.

Binbisszag Queegxemrutfabflattinfut created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binbisszag Queegxemrutfabflattinfut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Binbisszag Queegxemrutfabflattinfut, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Binbisszag Queegxemrutfabflattinfut's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Binbisszag Queegxemrutfabflattinfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Never run near mites.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.