Rotdissnar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing elephant.

Rotdissnar created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotdissnar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rotdissnar, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rotdissnar's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rotdissnar's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never laugh near sharks.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.