Tapboghud is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-knowing armadillo.

Tapboghud created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapboghud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tapboghud, she will turn you into a worm.

Tapboghud's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tapboghud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red sheep for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must pray to Tapboghud five times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not stand on grass.