Dibhimham Dut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident pigeon.

Dibhimham Dut created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibhimham Dut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dibhimham Dut, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dibhimham Dut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dibhimham Dut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Dibhimham Dut loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always help sick geese.