Vabdaptetti is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered lion.

Vabdaptetti created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabdaptetti, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabdaptetti, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Vabdaptetti's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vabdaptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Vabdaptetti loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never sing near goats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not take Vabdaptetti's name in vain.