Vabdaptetti is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered
lion.
Vabdaptetti created light five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vabdaptetti, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vabdaptetti, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Vabdaptetti's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Vabdaptetti's Holy Commandments1. Vabdaptetti loves great tits, so they must be honoured.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never sing near goats.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not take Vabdaptetti's name in vain.