Mipfligceb is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, narcissistic porpoise.

Mipfligceb created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mipfligceb, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mipfligceb, he will turn you into a plant.

Mipfligceb's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mipfligceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mipfligceb.
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