Fubnanhak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited hippopotamus.

Fubnanhak created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubnanhak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fubnanhak, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fubnanhak's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fubnanhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Fubnanhak on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. You must love Fubnanhak.