Litkipyik is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish parrot.

Litkipyik created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Litkipyik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Litkipyik, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Litkipyik's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Litkipyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must love Litkipyik.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Run away if seven monkeys approach from the east.