Flisfitbus is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing salamander.

Flisfitbus created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flisfitbus, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flisfitbus, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flisfitbus' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Flisfitbus' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Flisfitbus.