Botflymab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective jackal.

Botflymab created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Botflymab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Botflymab, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Botflymab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Botflymab's Holy Commandments

1. Botflymab loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Never think about nebulae.