Wab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, two-faced hare.

Wab created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.