Yokhatcud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring eagle.

Yokhatcud created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokhatcud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yokhatcud, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yokhatcud's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Yokhatcud's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yokhatcud.

2. Yokhatcud loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.