Gartigran is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, charitable cobra.

Gartigran created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gartigran, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gartigran, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gartigran's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gartigran's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Hide from pink swans for they are unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.