Mipspagshav is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid cobra.

Mipspagshav created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipspagshav, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mipspagshav, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mipspagshav's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mipspagshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Run away if six horses approach from the west.