Hunlikciss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain penguin.

Hunlikciss created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Hunlikciss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hunlikciss, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hunlikciss' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Hunlikciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.