Targwitgad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent horse.

Targwitgad created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targwitgad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Targwitgad, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Targwitgad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Targwitgad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Targwitgad three times a day.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never paint your back cyan.