Rullhubpop Cetgonmidrull Fatsiting is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, staggering swallow.

Rullhubpop Cetgonmidrull Fatsiting created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullhubpop Cetgonmidrull Fatsiting, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullhubpop Cetgonmidrull Fatsiting, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rullhubpop Cetgonmidrull Fatsiting's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rullhubpop Cetgonmidrull Fatsiting's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rullhubpop Cetgonmidrull Fatsiting on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Hide from turquoise eagles for they are unholy.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Never write about cell theory.