Dinsafrill is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthinking lobster.

Dinsafrill created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinsafrill, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dinsafrill, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dinsafrill's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dinsafrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Never feed strawberries to mites while wearing turquoise stockings.