Buglabgodhig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful parrot.

Buglabgodhig created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buglabgodhig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Buglabgodhig, it will not care.

Buglabgodhig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Buglabgodhig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the south.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.