Bonbopnig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful wyrm.

Bonbopnig created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonbopnig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bonbopnig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bonbopnig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bonbopnig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four monkeys approach from the north.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Never sit in the presence of turtles.

5. Pray towards the south.
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