Cebveennutt is a god.

He takes the form of a small, smart jaguar.

Cebveennutt created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cebveennutt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cebveennutt, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cebveennutt's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cebveennutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Never paint your head pink.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.