Midfengubhatyiktaghascet is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty warg.

Midfengubhatyiktaghascet created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midfengubhatyiktaghascet, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Midfengubhatyiktaghascet, it will not invite you to parties.

Midfengubhatyiktaghascet's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Midfengubhatyiktaghascet's Holy Commandments

1. Midfengubhatyiktaghascet loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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