Mumfedstragfar is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, quiet dragon.

Mumfedstragfar created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumfedstragfar, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumfedstragfar, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Mumfedstragfar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Mumfedstragfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mumfedstragfar.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.
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