Koplinfod is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous
lobster.
Koplinfod created a strange quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Koplinfod, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Koplinfod, she will turn you into a sheep.
Koplinfod's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Koplinfod's Holy Commandments1. Never write about gravity.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never mention great tits.
5. Do not wear nickel on your body.